This economy is killing me, come on, buy my crap…please.
TRICKY RELATIVITY “CLASSIC” LOGO TEE

The most obscure shirt you will ever own. Drop me a line and let’s get some eyebrows raising. Don’t forget to include your size (S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL) and where you want me to send it.
RELATIVITY DECODER GLASSES

If you wanna grab a pair of these relativity decoder glasses (DISCLAIMER: they do not actually work) drop me a line here and we’ll work out the currency exchange stuff.”