I mean really, what’s the big damn deal about being _______? _______ people are always goin’ on-and-on about their experience being so unique. What the hell about the _______ experience is unique? The fact that they eat different food? Every-damn-body eats ‘different’ food. Oh, it’s gotta be their music, their deep-rooted soulful music. Nope, that can’t be it either, every-damn-body’s music is rooted deep within the souls of their people. It must be the way they look. Their atavistic features which remind of a rich, storied past. It’s not that either, every-damn-body’s features remind of a rich, storied past. So let me ask the question again: What is the big damn deal about being _______? Oh yeah, that’s right, how could I be so naive? It’s a big damn deal because I’m _______.