starship troopers

Insects can survive VIOLENT impacts that if scaled-up would liquefy us! Right now there’s this little aphid thing fluttering in front of my screen and I have swatted at dude with a force that should have rendered him dead the MOMENT my hand impacted his tiny little body, but this dude keeps coming back on some very-next-day type shit. They’re bloody nanotech I tell ya. Little micro-bots. How you gonna look pretty much the same from the dinosaur days to NOW?! Just sayin’ “Fuck you evolution!” for millions upon millions of years. Oh, and look at what they bleed out?! Green and blue shit! That’s not blood, that’s fuel! And they CRUNCH(!) when stepped on! A sound—that if scaled-up—would sound similar to some sort of artificial mechanical device breaking apart (imagine a bug the size of the one above being stepped on). Also, how you gonna stay still, in ONE DAMN spot?! Not doing anything?! For hours???!!!


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